wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

wobbling-in-flight

Verb: 1. A man who is traversing stairs with an erection.
Adjective: 1. A person who claims to be straight, but is clearly bending in their sexuality as they interact with others

Verb: 1. My husband hit his tip on the handrail while he was wobbling-in-flight.
Adjective: 1. Did you see Cindy wobbling-in-flight as those girls walked by.

by Thogak July 7, 2018

Wobbering

the act of taking half a bar of xanax and attempting to accuse your friends of being coke addicts

“hey man did you see jak lastnight?“
“yeah he was toatally wobbering”

by Staint Pinger Twat April 8, 2020

Wobbing and Beaving

a failed attempt to successfully use the boxing defence technique of 'bobbing and weaving.'

"I told him to bob and weave but even when he moves his head he gets punched. It's not so much bobbing and weaving as it is wobbing and beaving!"

by Matt Windle poet February 23, 2021

wobbing

word bomb is a roblox game that has inspiration from bombparty in jklm

wobbing referred as playing word bomb

Unpredictable: imagine wobbing 🤣
Jax: stfu you wobbing everyday

by Timelessnesses April 30, 2022

Hobbiting

The act of curling your toes to grab a penis to grip it, and then biting the tip of the penis.

Oh, Did you see that Ellie was hobbiting Danny? That shit is freaky!

by Sinky Winky Poo December 6, 2024

titty wobbling

When your tits bounce up and down when you are doing anything, mostly happens when you are forced to exorcise.

"Damn, look at that girl titty wobbling!"

by Very Sad Potato June 4, 2018