-noun
1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.
-verb
1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
1. An badass British philosopher who attempted to bring concepts of Eastern spirituality to a Western audience. Known for his incredibly soothing voice and very pleasant discourses.
-verb
1) To turn *ANY* mundane task into an enjoyable game/experience whereby the task instantly becomes exciting and fun.
noun-
R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?
I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?
R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!
verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?
I - Word
R- Yo did you see that new video I sent you on Youtube?
I- You mean the one where that old dude talks about how washing dishes is fun?
R- Yeah, his name is Alan Watts and he's the shit!
verb-
R- Hey man, do me a favor and go alan watts that shit my dog just left on the neighbor's lawn?
I - Word
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He sounds like Wilbur Soot, but turns into an e-boy sometimes!
He sounds like Wilbur Soot, but turns into an e-boy sometimes!
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The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.
It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.
The Be All - End All advice to any guy for any chick problem he ever has.
It never fails to fix any problem, it simply helps prioritize and clarify.
Father: Son, remember what I told you...Witisipi.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.
Son: Yes, father. I'll always remember to wrap it, tap it, then smack it and pack it.
Father: I'm so proud of you.
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You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
You wittering idiot.
Please stop wittering you're hurting my ears.
What are you wittering on about now?
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by fatbox November 28, 2005
Get the sneaky be's wits mug.British slang for talking nonsense at length. Often used with the word 'on' (as in 'wittering on') to suggest that the speaker has no particular point to make, they are just talking on and on, as if the talk has developed a momentum of its own that prevents it from ending. Probably used more in the North than the South, and used more often with regard to women than men. However, when used to to describe a man, there is a strong suggestion of weakness, or unmanliness.
Why were you on the phone for so long?
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
It was my mum, she was wittering on about how I never call her; and she wonders why....
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