10 definitions by fatbox

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The new clothes that people wear that they recieved for the holidays. Usually worn the first week in January and is recognized by the new clothes smell and creases left from being folded in boxes since Thanksgiving.
Steve wore his Christmas gear on his first day back from winter break and all the cool kids teased him for his shoes.
by Fatbox January 04, 2006
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A nice way of saying oral sex or blow job.
"Yo, dude. I'm totally getting a mounth hug from Melissa tonite!" Matt said to Elijah as they walked through the quad.
"How are you so sure?" Elijah asked.
"Well I saw her earlier and told her that she looked pretty today." Matt answered.
"Didn't she give Russ and Seth mouth hugs last weekend?" Elijah inquired.
"Yeah, she's a total slut, but she sure gives good mouth hugs." Matt said.
"I heard she gave Jeremy a mouth hug when he was sick in bed." Elijah added. The two friends laughed and enjoyed the rest of the day.
Arlington, VA
every Thursday through Sunday and ever other Monday (sometimes Tuesdays)(you know what I mean, right?)
True Story
by Fatbox October 01, 2006
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After recieving a vigorous blowjob your penis hurts.
"Dude, that girl was all teeth. I think she gave me brain damage...it hurts when I walk."
-Elijah 1998
true story.
by FatBox August 26, 2006
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When you wake up to your wife/girlfriend/some skank giving you a blow job.
I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened, but I woke up and that bar skank was giving me a good morning.
by Fatbox October 08, 2006
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A blow job in the morning right after you wake up. Usually after a rough nite of drinking and hoggin'. Performed by skanks or your wife.
"so I brought that 48 year old that I met at the bar home and the next morning she gave me breakfast in head" Steven said before eating a slice of pizza.
"Wow, dude! That's great!" Matt exclaimed. "she's old enough to be your mom"
true story
by Fatbox October 01, 2006
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Hooking up with someone that you don't want anyone to find out about. Sneaking around to to be with someone.
Are you trying to get some sneaky be's wits from that girl?
by fatbox November 23, 2005
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to be with someone; hook up.
I got be's wits from that female last nite
by fatbox November 23, 2005
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