Reverse Windshield Wiper

A man positions his ass over a girl's face and titty-fucks her while she is sticking her tongue out, thus cleansing the anus.

The reverse windshield wiper is a fun way to get rid of dingleberries.

by Go12pack July 27, 2009

50 wiper

any bowel movement where 50 wipes are required

"Gavin had to use an entire roll of toilet paper after doing a 50 wiper"

"Fred's ass was red raw after that 50 wiper"

by reuben teuge February 24, 2010

wiper grenade

a wad of used toilet paper left in the toilet by some hobo.

i had to do a four stage hoborinse because someone left me a wiper grenade

by woobonova March 26, 2010

Mansion Wipes

A roll of full-priced, premium-brand paper towels used to wipe down surfaces in your mansion of messes created by lavish cooking, partying, or other deliberately reckless and pretentious behavior. Can also be conspicuously consumed in other ways- as long as they are used with complete disregard to their cost.

Hey! Pass me the roll of mansion wipes (instead of a dish towel or other economically responsible means of drying something) so I can wipe all of this Don Julio, Champagne, shrimp cocktail, and steak residue off the marble counter tops! Who cares how many we use, there are always more!!!

by Danny Trupin April 12, 2017

one wiper

when you take a dump and are able to cleanly leave the toilet after only one butt wipe. Technically a "no-wiper" because the one wipe was just a confidence check. Living on the wild side would be rolling the dice and not wiping at all.

I was upset when I had to poop after I just took a shower, but I was less irritated when it turned out to be a one wiper.

by Merterer December 5, 2012

on faith no wiper

A bowel movement that is so solid and so smooth that you have the utmost confidence that it did not leave any remnants in your crack.... thus leaving you to assume that wiping would merely be a waste of time.

My poop was so great that I chalked it up as an on faith no wiper. Boy was I wrong, I should have wiped. Lucky for me I was wearing brown underwear.

by wordman55 September 3, 2013

10 Wiper

The number of wipes to rid ones ass after a nasty shit. Usually follows the day after consuming large amounts of beer (also know as beer shits).

1. I ate some Taco Bell last night and it gave me a 10 wiper.

2. What took you so long in the bathroom?

I just had a 10 wiper

by DB in MO October 19, 2008