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One who uses Microsoft Windows and or any Microsoft products.

wintard(ation) - A disease, deadly.

wintard(ed) - Like Windows users, this term refers to someone who is generally retarded.
You are wintarded.
You're such a wintard.
Let's get wintarded.
wintard by Paul December 1, 2004
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One attending The Winston School in Dallas, TX. While Wintards are not fully retarted they are generally socially inept. Aslo most have some form of ADD or dyslexia.
Wow, look how stupid that Wintard is.
Wintard by Mr.Francko January 27, 2009

wintarded 

A mac user unable to do basic tasks on a windows platform.
Yo man, my buddy Dave uses Macs cause he's wintarded!
wintarded by Bormon March 11, 2007

Wintrovert 

Someone who develops extreme hermit-like, anti-social tendencies due to cold and or snow. Wintroverts tend to be social during nice weather so the prolonged shut-in behavior is seasonal more than typical.
Sarah: Hey, we should go grab a post-holiday cocktail soon.
Ken: I would but I become such a wintrovert this time of year. See ya in the spring.
Wintrovert by Sarah G January 11, 2017

wintford 

Large buck teeth squirrel, looks like the fish from nemo. Eats everyday but doesn’t get fat and is addicted to fortnite
Wintford will end slavery
wintford by Wintford June 26, 2019

Winton Drift 

When you and your fellow anti social years eights decide to lark about in the Bradford ASDA superstore and do a spot of trolley racing along with nicking miniature bottles of Cinzano; you lose control of your trolley and knock a pensioner unconscious from a distance of 39 feet
" Me and Da crew were proper Jenson buttoning it when I ended trying to swerve old Doris and ending up performing a Winton Drift, like the late grocery racing champion himself Dale Winton"