3 definitions by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz
When you are chilling on the stony beaches of Brighton with your seasonal appropriately dressed rent boy and he decides to pop a sticky load upon your sun burnt face
" Me and Darren are popping behind the beach huts after having a Mr Whippy to cram in one last Brighton bazooka before hopping back on the train to Leeds"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
When you are getting up the road with an exotic tart at the local recycling centre, and you have the stellar idea to get inside of the Rubbish receptacle and begin to engage in loud obnoxious sex; then you get your pathetically proportioned pecker out and roll it into the grime at the bottom of the trash can. Now your pork sword is covered in Bin slime, stick it into the mouth of your plucky local whore.
" I gave a proper mouthwatering Garbage Gobble to Becky behind Holland and Barrett, Down by the Bins"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020
When you and your fellow anti social years eights decide to lark about in the Bradford ASDA superstore and do a spot of trolley racing along with nicking miniature bottles of Cinzano; you lose control of your trolley and knock a pensioner unconscious from a distance of 39 feet
" Me and Da crew were proper Jenson buttoning it when I ended trying to swerve old Doris and ending up performing a Winton Drift, like the late grocery racing champion himself Dale Winton"
by Bikeseatsniffing4dayz January 2, 2020