lil windex

The single greatest rapper to ever breath. It is rumored that grandmothers actually have a secret congregation to discuss him. He is the savior of the rap game and he does not fuck with off brand cleaners

Grandma - Lil Windex is the only reason I didn’t have the doctors put me down like I’m a limping dog

by Aaronisaaron April 19, 2018

windex effect

Optical illusion when someone walks/runs into a clear, very clean glass (usu. sliding) door, thinking the door's open.

Person #1- (bumping head on glass door) "Ow!"
Person #2- Looks like the windex effect gotcha.

by JenParker April 09, 2010

windex on a whisk

If you put windex on a whisk and shove it up there it might hurt

If you think of putting windex on a whisk and shoving it up there, don’t it might hurt

by whisk&windexluvr28 January 10, 2018

windex money

DAT cash dat you need to obtain reasonably priced name branded cleaning utensils, products, and paraphernalia.

A black man goes on his grind to obtain his Windex money.

by mr baggins January 15, 2014

windex punch

1. Blue raspberry lemonade flavored koolaid
2. Literal windex

1. Wow, this “windex punch” is so good!
2. I wonder what windex tastes like

by #1 Banana November 21, 2017

Gone With The Windex

The act of being gone quickly. Also relatively coming from the root words/title,"Gone with the Wind."

Maria: "Are you gone with the windex?"
Justin: "..."

by Scarlett Franchesca April 04, 2008

windex frosted

Herb that's been given some extra "potency" by a shady dealer using whack chemicals

This shit's been windex frosted, I can fuckin smell it!

by Stevester August 25, 2003