wimbledon

A big tennis tournament that Tim Henman will never win and will always have to put up with the shit of being good but not good enough for the British people

"Aw fuck- I lost in the quarter final of wimbledon, now the English people will be on my fucking back again"

a made up quote from Tim Henman

by Kieren and Grae July 2, 2006

Wimbledong

When a member of the general public appears on the big screen during a tennis match at Wimbledon and acts like a total dong! An example of this would be flailing their arms about like a moron and mouthing "mum i'm on the telly!"

Dan: Oh what a spiffing...MUM, I'M ON THE TELLY!!!

Stacey: Oh Daniel...please compose youreself, you are acting like a total Wimbledong!

by pimp&raggassho July 2, 2009

Wimberger

A teacher that runs marathons but doesn't shut up about them. She is a carpet-muncher, she likes to ruin people's days, and teach global studies. She hands out 5 page packets that are due the next day and turns in to a goblin if it isn't done. She has one hell of a nose and will often times memorize your entire life story. She hates smartphones but loves being a gaylien.

Jimmy ran one marathon and turned into a wimberger.

What a shame

by TeddalibuHater February 7, 2019

Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020

Wumble

To Desire something dearly

He wumbled for *Cough* someones bubble tea

by GreenApppo December 16, 2008

Wimbledome

The act of smacking a sexual partner with a tennis racket, while he/she is performing fellatio.

Johnny was not pleased with Jessica's oral performance so he gave her an angry wimbledome.

OR

Frank was so excited by the way Amber licked his member, that he gave her a playful little wimbledome with his trusty Wilson.

by DQ/Max Power January 15, 2009

wibbler

A man lacking the necessary ejaculatory power to shoot semen, instead only able to wiggle their penis as semen sadly dribbles out. Portmanteau of "wiggling" and "dribbler".

If you're a wibbler, come in nice and close so it gets on her face instead of your balls.

by sorryterry October 26, 2014