Winford 

Hot ass |/| igga he has all the girls and a 10 inch dick and the smartest guy alive

girl: winford so hot omg.
girl2:yeah so hot i waant him to do me in on the ass hard.

Winford by fortnitelover16 September 2, 2020

Wolford 

A male skater who with blonde hair looks like Kurt Cobain

That Wolford was HOT!

Wolford by LustGirl November 7, 2005

walford 

A "Walford" is someone who would like to be interesting and no matter how hard he tries, fails dismally.

Not to be confused with a Longshanks.

Ryan: I was watching my cat toying with a mouse the other day and do you know what he did?

Andy: I'm not interested. Stop being a walford.

walford by Tilbrook August 2, 2006

willord 

A selfless person who stands for the truth. An over-achiever but still humble to help and teach those around them.

He's such a Willord.
I will name my son Willord

willord by OutstandingScout November 24, 2021

Walford 

Walford's fees are so expensive that no one goes to the school anymore. The fees are so expensive for no reason, there are 60 people in the whole school from Reception to Year 12. The whole school can fit on one basketball court. Everyone at Walford is either lesbian or still in the closet.

Have you heard of Walford?
Is that the school that the girl who scissors that other chick goes to?
Yes, obviously.

Walford by crackedfortnitekid May 7, 2023

Welfording 

When someone does something so illogical yet so unsurprising, usually in regards to large purchases or arguably immoral behaviour

Did you hear what barndoor did the other day? He bought a £400 alarm for an empty room!

Well He's truelly mastered the art of welfording!

Welfording by SondheimSimp January 15, 2024

The Winford 

A woman's mouth on your cock over a period of 2 hours. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it. Put your mouth on it.

I got The Winford the last 10 years. I'm good!

The Winford by The Winford October 1, 2017