The most stupid. greasiest, poor slum of a town probably in existence. Everyone that lives there is usually a crack head and a whore. Nobody should ever come close to this place because it is an utter shit hole and you will probably get aids by breathing the disgusting red neck air that is Wiarton.

Guy: "I went to Wiarton the other day!"
Guy2: "Last time I went there I got genital aids by breathing through my nose!"

Wiarton by Doublerainbowz April 5, 2011

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Wian

The best in the fucking world, he is the best and everybody wishes to be wian. Wian has a huge monster cock that every girl wants. No one compares to him

I want to fuck Wian so badly😍

Wian by anonymous November 21, 2021

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Wiarton Willie

An albino groundhog who lived in Wiarton, Ontario, famed for prognosticating the end of winter on Groundhog Day. Found in an advanced state of decomposition in February of 1999, Wiarton Willie was was given a grand funeral wherein a plush toy stood in for his body. A replacement (Wee Willie) was later sought out, and a limited edition Beanie Baby was released. A statue of Willie, situated in a harbourside park in Wiarton, is said to look like an erect penis from the harbour. The entire history of Wiarton Willie is doused in oddity and shenanigans.

I went down to the harbour to see that statue of Wiarton Willie; yeah, I see what you're talking about.

Wiarton Willie by Feo2 July 10, 2010

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Wiatt

The nicest guy you will ever meet. He is a great boyfriend and knows how to treat a girl right. He is faithful and is ever so in love with God. He is also very independent and also very stubborn. He hates making people unhappy and if that means not sticking up for himself, then so be it. He is the most caring and understanding person...and he is strong.

That guy is a wiatt.

Wiatt by Juniorlover February 8, 2010

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