Void the warranty

when your drinking and you have to go to the bathroom, you do not want to "break the seal"
but you have to.

Jim: Hey did you see the game last night?

Steve: Hold that thought i have to go void the warranty. (puts down his beer)

by Stevie B's Warehouse June 20, 2008

Whoranty

When the sex wasn't good enough the first time but you tried a second time anyway.

She wants me to come over tonight and since I've got no plans I may as well go for the whoranty.

by Dasguy November 9, 2018

Whoreatytes

When he/she just have this aura of just pure "whoreness" and it is quite infectious to others.

"You my friend look like you suffer from whoreatytes"

by Dr.PeekaBoo January 9, 2018

Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.

Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.

by QuacksO December 29, 2019

Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act

A legislation dat prevents seed or live-plant vendors from denying your customer-dissatisfaction claim merely because you used your own mulch instead of theirs.

Before da Sphagnumson Moss Warranty Act has been passed, it was prohibitively expensive for many folks to do small-scale gardening, since they'd been obliged to purchase both their seedlings and mulch from da same vendor.

by QuacksO November 16, 2020

Under the bumper warranty

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge

Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.

by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

HVAC Extended Warranty

Dustin Lawrence is the king

The king of offering HVAC Extended Warranty is Dustin Lawrence

by HVACXpert February 17, 2025