ass whoopin 

an ass kicking so bad that you failed at defending your self

Jordan came home from school crying, a kid two grades under him gave him a major ass whoopin at recess

major ass kicking

ass whoopin by zolo3527 May 18, 2010

Walmart Whoopin' 

Is when you snatch up your child in a public place.After witch phrases such as "you get ten more when you get home!" may be used. This form of punishment is usually delivered when a child is screaming,crying or does not get their way.

Last week at the grocery store some kid was screaming and like a flash of white trash lightning the mom snatched up the kid and delivered swift justice with a Walmart Whoopin'. She then said why are you crying?" I'll give you something to cry about!" then delivered another Walmart Whoopin'.

Walmart Whoopin' by Panther21 September 21, 2014

Money Whoopin 

When you beat the shit out of someone with a bunch of money clenched in each hand.

“Did you see tey beat up tre last night?”

“Ya man he was Money Whoopin that hoe”

Money Whoopin by Marietta Fight Night October 16, 2018

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin 

What it means is you're mighty fucking close to an ass whoopin! - BL

You son of a bitch, you are two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin!

two cunt hairs away from an ass whoopin by BillyGoatCS January 29, 2018

Indiscriminate ass whoopin 

When interracial ass beating goes down but has nothing to do with race usually its when the white kid wins

black kid: you punk ass white bitch gimme yo money
White kid: fuck you dude im not given you shit
(kids proceed to fight )
Black kid gets his ass beat *
Black kid : man he beat up cuz i was black
White kid: dude no i didn't you tried to robbed and i kicked the shit outta you, my best friend is black !
Narrator* and that is your example of an indiscriminate ass whoopin

Indiscriminate ass whoopin by huggies and a high black guy November 30, 2011

Hell whoopin’ 

For those times you have no damn idea what you’re going to go do but it will be a f-ing CRAZY GREAT TIME!!

Hey Olivia, I’ve had a shit day. Get ready. We’re going to go do some Hell whoopin’

Hell whoopin’ by Inquisitive one two three February 21, 2019

Nuclear whoopin 

The result of you not getting your chores done and your mom getting home and catching you being quaytarded on fortnite

Damn he just got his ass a nuclear whoopin

Nuclear whoopin by Milkius dudius October 18, 2018