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weenis

An unusually small penis.
I know it's a boy because I saw his weenis during the sonogram.
by guibert August 4, 2009
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weenis

A very small penis. A wee penis.
Damn that's a little weenis!
by Jeff April 21, 2004
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Wheeinsick

Experiencing a longing for Wheein during a period of absence and lack of her content.
I miss Wheein, I think I'm wheeinsick
by @wheeinoscope December 20, 2019
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Weenis

Weenis originated with my Purple Pot Pipe. I was sitting there, stoned out of my mind, and I started saying, "I don't know what that has to do with education, but in my house, we call it a Wenis," for some strange reason. Well the next day I got the said pipe and I decided that since it was purple I would call it "Purple Wenis." But then people kept calling me gay so I changed the spelling so that it would not resemble the other word.

But also Weenis is It. It is everythign and nothing at the same time. This originated with my cousin saying "In my house we call it an...IT!" And so Weenis, you see, is just a small part of It. It encompasses all. Weenis is technically nothing and everything under the tyrannical rule of the Todd (a.k.a hITler.)
"Dude, where did Purple Weenis go?"

"Weenis!!!"
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Weenis

A weenis is not a penis nor is it the skin on your elbow!

It is a detachable part used to have fun!
the only people who really have weenises are ASHLEY ERIN AND JANIS!

Weenis can also be used as a derogaotry term for others who are un-cool.
2:DUDE YOUR A WEENIS!

1:OUR WEENISES WILL UNITE!
by YOU KNOW ! March 13, 2009
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Weenis

Weenis is not the skin on your elbow, it's not a penis either. Its that moving skin when you seperate your thumb and your index finger, you see this stretchy extra skin between your fingers, that extra skin is your weenis. Scientists couldn't come up with a name for it, so they called it the weenis. Tihs is the true meaning for weenis. Its in health books.
Ow! you cut my weenis, I can't move my thumb anymore!!!
by Dominizzle Fo' Shizzle January 17, 2006
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Toonis Weenis

"Hey man, I got my bowling ball this morning, and I totally toonis weenis'd it. It hurt like a bitch."
by Toonis Weenis March 16, 2009
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