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Micro Weenis 

The smallest form of measurement know to humanoid and alien beings in far far far away galaxies. Formally known as the Planck.
A supremely tiny speck of dust was hangry to be mistaken for a Micro Weenis. Luckily the SHUTTHEFUCKUPS aren't far behind. DICTIONARY ;)
Micro Weenis by Dezdashat May 16, 2020

Wheelism 

Wheelism is a political party made on discord By Wheelchair_boy
Wheels:"Wheelism is the true path for the betterment of society and the wellbeing of the future human beings"
Wheelism believer:"I would die for wheelism"
Wheelism by Whblue July 29, 2023

the weenis game 

the weenis is the skin on the elbow. you cannot feel it when someone touches your weenis. the weenis game is when you and a group of friends go around and try to lick each other's weenises. this is fun, but can be kind of creepy if you lick someones elbow who doesn't know the weenins game. it is fun to play at camps and other group events. it can be played as long as you want, and its about trying to get someone WITHOUT THEM KNOWING. after you lick they're weenis you have to tell them so that they know.
Bob:dude, lets play the weenis game

Jim: okay, sure.

*3 hours later*

Bob: (licks Jim's weenis) haha i just licked your weenis
Jim:shit!!!
the weenis game by reneee!! March 14, 2011
A request for an approximate time frame.
whenish by Immodest October 14, 2017
An excuse for 12-17 year old guys to say a word that sounds like penis but isn't penis. Most claim that the weenis is the flap of skin under your elbow, but we all know that

a. The skin is the Olecranal skin
b. You are just obsessed with saying penis if you say weenis constantly
Bill: "Dude my Weenis is dirty and scratched man"
Gary: "You just want to say penis don't you"
Bill: "Nu uh. Weenis is a medical term!"
Gary: (pulls out medical dictionary to find nothing on weenis)
Gary: "GTFO"
Weenis by RoboZombie May 2, 2011
Lot's of opinions that it's the skin on your elbow--when I was a kid 30 years ago, however, it quite clearly was used as a combo-word in between "Wussy and Penis."

So if you weren't quite a Wussy (Weiner/Pussy), and you were kind of acting like a dick, you were a Weenis/Weenus.
"Dude, stop being such a Weenis! You talked us into climbing up here, so you get to jump first."
weenis by flynscot October 12, 2009
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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