Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! 

A term used when expressing extreme surprise

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! I had no idea!

Well fuck a duck and root a chicken! by NutsAboutHarry May 7, 2011

well fuck me running 

United Airlines marketing theme.

Dood, I took UA908 to Hong Kong and we landed nosewheel first allawhile that "well fuck me running" theme song was playin in ma haid. Meh.

well fuck me running by fucwad March 17, 2004

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch 

An Informal and Vulgar expression used to show Shock, Suprise, Disbelief or Displeasure

(Similar to "Well call me a Monkey's Uncle")

Man 1: Hey Did you know Dan won the lottery
Man 2: Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch after all this time it finally happened

Well fuck my ass and call me a Bitch by RevolutionKing888 May 26, 2023

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool 

A state of being surprised and having a liking of Tre' Cool.
Also Just wanting Tre' Cool.

Did you see that Janie and Larz are going out now?
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Also:
Hey i read Tre' cool's birth name is Frank Edwin Wright the Third.
Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool.

Well Fuck me with a drum stick and call me Mrs. Cool by Sam Pardee January 2, 2009

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer 

showing a state of suprise

Guy: Dude, that guy just got shot up on the block by a gang of well hung hispanics with glocks and m16s!
Other Guy: Well fuck me in the ass and call me queer!?!?!?!

well fuck me in the ass and call me queer by swanybeast69 June 28, 2010

well fuck me running 

showing emotion

going down the steps and falling on your ass!!

well fuck me running by Brittany November 28, 2003

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders 

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

Well we’re not here to fuck spiders by I can’t think of a name June 7, 2018