wenus

acronym for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System, as seen in the show FRIENDS. Do not be confused with the post that says it is Statistics instead of System, because it is definitely SYSTEM.

I just don't want to be one of those guys that's in his office until twelve o'clock at night worrying about the WENUS.

by FRIENDSlover July 28, 2009

wenus

stands for Weekly Estimated Net Usage System.
it is what chandler bing used to stay up worrying about

chandler: i'm looking at the wenus and im not happy!
secretary nicolle henrion: i'm so sorry sir...
chandler: its too late for sorry you're fired
unemployed nicolle henrion: i should have listened to adam...

by booya_nicolle September 29, 2011

Noah Weinstein

When two or more females perform oral sex upon a Jewish male at the same time.

Holy shit, did you here Sarah and Luna we're pulling a Noah Weinstein last night.

by Brittany Bernstein April 12, 2017

wienus

the extra bit of skin on your elbow that you can pinch as hard as you like without it hurting

how big is your wienus

by pickle130989 January 24, 2009

weenus-pimp

one who has a fetish with touching others elbow skin, but won't let others touch their elbow skin(weenus).

Jill went around grabbing everybody's weeni, but when they tried to grab her weenus she'd say "NO!, i'm a weenus-pimp and no one can touch my weenus but me."

by Jessica James July 4, 2006

Weinsteined

To have ejaculated onto a marijuana plant.

1. - Dude... This weed tastes weird. It's like somebody weinsteined it or something.

2. - I came home to find some creepy burglar weinsteinging my pot plant

3. - If I hear you say another negative word about my mother I'm going to make a trip over to your house and Weinstein your crop

by VitoVane November 11, 2017

Weinstein

Used as a response to any question where the answer is typically “me too”

Ex. 1
Person #1: I’m definitely getting fucked up tonight! Yeoow!
Person #2: Fuck Yea! Weinstein!!

Ex.2
Parent #1: Time to get up for school!!

Child #1: But I’m Tired…
Child #2: Weinstein

Ex. 3.
Employee #1: i have so many Formal Complaint” emails in my Inbox!

Employee 2#: Weinstein! That HR issue escalated quickly,

by L. Luger December 16, 2021