A SINGLE woman who PURPOSELY and repeatedly gets pregnant (usually from all different men) so she can live off of Child Support, Child & Family Services (free rent), and Food Stamps, etc.
Lylah is a welfare slut. I have often been the victim of Welfare Sluts, but then I wised up and got a vasectomy. Now I am Lylah's Welfare Gigolo!
by Mo Fro Bro November 22, 2006
Get the Welfare Slut mug.One who sucks the lifeblood from working Americans via an FDR "Entitlements" federal department (socialism)
"man" 2: gimme some obama money
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds
1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.
1 man: MY money is MINE
1 man: Why don't you work some extra hours like the rest of us?
"man" 2: the govment pays me
1 man: we are the government
"man" 2: ain't seen you at the welfare office
1 man: I have a real job. I work for my money.
"man" 2: I work. I stand in the welfare line every week and walk down the street to cash it to pay for my forty, porn, mobile phone, satellite tv, and mcdonalds
1 man: welfare vampire, that's not work. earn your own money, you parasite.
1 man: MY money is MINE
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Peanut butter produced for those on welfare. It is of the poorest quality, and is so thick and dry that you cannot spread it on even the stalest and crustiest bread.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
It can be softened somewhat by adding unhealthy amounts of vegetable oil and mixing it together. Still, it will tear a slice of bread to pieces and Ritz crackers will be crushed to powder by it.
Take care not to eat too much at once, or you may see your jaw fused shut permanently.
- Man that welfare peanut butter is some nasty s**t!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
- Get a job, and go buy some Jif you broke mother f**ker!
by snack tasty July 28, 2006
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Get the welfare sauce mug.A person who recieves government money (welfare), lives in government housing, and is liable to become severely angered and hostile upon notice of eviction and termination of welfare payments.
P1: Want to look at the welfare chimps over in the new Noland Village exhibit?
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
P2: Can't. The cops just raided the meth lab in the Jonathan St exhibit and I want to see the new welfare chimps they put in there.
by Garry Squarepants May 25, 2018
Get the Welfare Chimp mug.The current program is TANF, Temporary Assistance for Needy Families, which does not provide ample benefits to put people above the poverty line (i.e., for a single person= $11,000; for a familiy of 3= $38,000). The poverty line is calculated using a terrible equation, essentially, by mutiplying a minimal subsistence diet (something you would get sick on if you lived on it for 5 years) by 3. Data has found that you actually need to multiply this number by at least 5, and probably need to adjust for a more nutritional diet, that doesn't make you ill.
Also, poor people do pay taxes, at least 7% of their income goes to taxes. Everyone pays taxes.
Welfare is federal aid to those that qualify, but less than half the families who qualify are given aid, even though our poverty stricken populations are increasing.
Also, poor people do pay taxes, at least 7% of their income goes to taxes. Everyone pays taxes.
Welfare is federal aid to those that qualify, but less than half the families who qualify are given aid, even though our poverty stricken populations are increasing.
Benefits include cash (average $350/month per family), food stamps, and Medicare/Medical. Even with ALL of these benefits, TANF does not help people out of poverty. While child poverty rates have risen (23% in America, 10% higher than 30 years ago), federal assistance has gone down (even though the benefits are MEAGER at best).
People who are below the poverty line are not riding free; they do not want to be there, and most people are on TANF for VERY short time periods. People end up there because of life events: divorce, job loss/unemployment, illness, etc.
The federal government gives more money to the rich than the poor ($7-13 billion/year); it would take 50 years to equal that money in welfare.
People who are below the poverty line are not riding free; they do not want to be there, and most people are on TANF for VERY short time periods. People end up there because of life events: divorce, job loss/unemployment, illness, etc.
The federal government gives more money to the rich than the poor ($7-13 billion/year); it would take 50 years to equal that money in welfare.
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