weltanschlong

A global priaprism.(see: weltangschlong, sic)

Bubba shook Cubadean awake and despite the garlicy breathe she was expelling, his weltanschlong compelled him to action.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003

Webgang

People all over the internet/world are friends and there a whole gang chilling and they are all friends from the internet

Do you know I have a webgang we are always talking and laughing 😂

by Market marker August 27, 2019

Wetandmessy

A fairly new and quite trendy sexual fetish depicting females sitting on their birthday cakes. It's quite the logical combo of "wet and messy" with the food crush fetish. While it shares some similarities with cake fart fetishism, cake sitting does NOT necessarily involve passing of wind or a deliberate discharge of any other bodily fluids into said cake. In recent years it's become quite the fad in-vogue in Hollywood ith Christina Aguilera being the latest and most famous persona to cake-sit, porsing for "OUT" magazine.

Dan: Do you think Lady Gaga is into WetandMessy?

Jennifer: Dunno about it, Danny, but it seems to me she's next in a long line of sexy celebs to embrace this in vogue trend.

by Dick Peter Johnson-Suarez October 27, 2010

Webtard

Snowflake millennials that are keyboard Warriors

Insufferable, Self important Fashion Designer refusing to dress 1st Lady, yet cries out vociferously against a baker refusing to bake a cake for a gay wedding epitomizes bigoted passive aggression & being a webtard

by Intonation Zzz November 19, 2016

weltanschlong

Giant hard-on of worldly dimensions.//This is not a message board. You cannot spell, it is not your word.(see entry "fuck you too").//

Harry Flashman maintained his dignity and poise and wished Megnao a good life and sweet dreams of weltanschlongs flying towards his face.

by harry flashman August 5, 2003

Webtard

A person who either A.) Skims through a forum post and makes a response not dealing with anything that was discussed. B.) A Troll C.) 4chan

What the f%#! did that post have to do with anything I was talking about? What a webtard!

by iTails December 7, 2009

Weltangschlong

See: weltanschlong not weltangschlong (sic).

Bubba regarded his global size morning erection with awe and lightheadedness..."That is some kind of weltanschlong", he mused.

by megnao flimpis August 5, 2003