van weasel

A van weasel is the passenger who sits next to the driver in a van or lorry and does all the menial tasks for the driver.

Oi Van Weasel go and pick us up a copy of The Sport.

by bcoops October 15, 2006

shit weasel

(verb) To stick one’s penis up someone else’s arse unexpectedly and without prior warning.

She received a rude awakening when he shit weaseled her from behind.

by The Empress 3 November 6, 2010

Ron Weasley

Our King.

''and that's why Gryffindors all sing, Ron Weasley is our king.''

by HalfBloodWeasley October 27, 2011

Weasley's Wizard Wheezes

A joke shop located in Diagon Alley where all you're pranking dreams come true. Owned by Fred (RIP) and George Weasley. Home to anything fun in the wizarding world. Well known for insulting Voldemort with the You-Know-Poo sign.

Argus Filch's worst nightmare...

Dude, let's go to Weasley's Wizard Wheezes!

Yea I need to restock my joke supplies! Filch took it all.

by TrueMILAer December 27, 2010

squishy weasel

when you cum in your pants getting a lap dance at the strip club.

She's hot, Im going to get a "squishy weasel" from her in the VIP room.

by ozzydog July 2, 2008

Weasleytwinssexual

When you are in love with Weasley twins or Phelps twins

Boy: Hey,i like you wanna be my girlfriend?
Girl: Sorry,but I'm Weasleytwinssexual

by Weasley's girl December 29, 2020

weasel season

The time of year, usually in the summer, when men decide it is their time to return into your life and use various social media platforms to make their way back in and bring themselves closer to you. Could be a hometown hook up looking for yet another summer fling or an old hook up who just remembered you existed and wants another taste of you.

Jerry just snapped me for the first time in a year and its been forever since we've hooked up... this must mean weasel season is approaching.

OMG! I've gotten so many DMs from old flings. IT"S WEASEL SEASON BABY!!

by BethanyWeasel June 13, 2018