wedge

Alternate term for wedgie

When I was younger, my big brother used to give me a killer wedge every day. I hate that bastard.

by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004

wedge

Luke Skywalker's mate from Star Wars, unlike most of the other Pilots he doesn't make the mistake of saying "I could take on the whole Empire myself" which guarantees a sudden death by Imperial laser cannon about 5 minutes later. Managed to survive the Death Star trench and the Hoth Battle, and the second Death Star attack. His full name is Wedge Antilles, which sounds like Mexican food. Also, he is a fat cunt and it's a wonder he ever managed to "Wedge" himself into the cockpit of his fighter.

"Wedge, tighten the straps and we'll hoist you out of the cockpit with a forklift. Hey - who ate all the space pies?!"

by justplainevil June 13, 2004

Wedge

Someone who consistently invites themself into a conversation, group or event. Normally knows you daily schedule. Enjoys telling stories that occured like 4.567 seconds before. Also enjoys telling stories that begin with "This one time..." and "Oh and another time." These will continue until invervention protocols are initiated. Normally farted upon by peers.

Buckley!!!
Who is this wedge?
Why are you wedging into this conversation??
Are you trying to wedge into my LAN?

by Gilesy December 29, 2008

Wedge

Wedge: 1. Hot, Awesome, Fantastic, Fetch. Wedgetastic, Wedgerific, Wedgeiful
2. Ass.
3. In reference to an alcoholic drink "Chocolate Orange Wedge."

1. That is sooooooo wedge!
2. Back that wedge up!
3. A little Chocolate. A little orange. A little Wedge.

by Heather, Erin, Kristiney, Amy, Stephen December 11, 2004

wedge

In which a lurker inserts himself into a group by forcefully squeezing between two people and then not contrubuting to the conversation.

Jake: Hows it going man?
Steve: Pretty good.
(Sebastien wedges himself in between)
Jake: ......um hey
Seb: (no response)
Steve: Wow, lurk hard

by SPX Represent December 19, 2010

wedge

the legendary leader (along with scoop) of the ancient clan Clamdigger

dude, you see that shot? i swear it was from wedge himself

by annonamous April 14, 2003

Wedge

The don himself. This guy runs the place, Dan the Man used to be his sex slave, but quit to work for SideburnZ. Overall Wedge can be summed up in six and a half words.

He is really great at doing Sta.... (I did say a half didn't I)

Wedge got wedged into the corner of his car again. Someone get this man the jaws of life.

by Slapstick Comedy Gone Wrong December 23, 2004