When everything's working out A-Okay!
"My new TV show is starting a new season, I have a party tonight, and my internet connection has been restored! Everything's coming up waters."
by Benedick Cumonmybaps February 3, 2013
Get the Everything's coming up waters mug.Half water is when a goddamn psychopath decides to take a fresh water bottle to bed every night because they like a fresh cold one. This is proceeded by taking a sip or three, falling asleep and repeating. After the course of a week, bottles have accumulated on the nightstand and then get transferred to the refrigerator for future use. Future use occurs when an entire case of new waters has been exhausted. Bottles must be neatly organized by brand label and quantity of fluid remaining.
I went into apartment 124 with Patrick and opened the refrigerator to find 17 neatly organized half waters. I thought to myself, "what kind of damn psychopath lives here...".. I promptly took a picture and shared it on the Slack #apartsments channel with the entire team to validate my shock.
by radius314 April 5, 2020
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1. Slang term for a pencil moustache.
2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.
3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.
4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.
2. An openly homosexual man that is likeable and entertaining, not an irritating, campy caricature that talks like Hannah Barbera's Snagglepuss.
3. Term given to describe an act witnessed or heard that is so crude, repulsive or taboo that it previously had never even been conceived of nor would you ever have thought it would be manifested. Yet despite the distasteful feelings you have you are still morbidly fascinated by the subject matter.
4. Esoteric term to describe a cast and/or director's commentary that's actually interesting to listen to.
1. The John Waters is a risky moustache, while it can be regarded as debonair it can just as easily exude a sleazy or villainous look.
"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."
2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."
3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."
"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"
4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"
"That's a fine John Waters you've got there but you're no Errol Flynn."
2. "At first I was a little worried about meeting your friend when you mentioned he was gay but he's a regular John Waters."
3. "I first witnessed a John Waters when I was shown 2 Girls, 1 Cup."
"My sicko boyfriend pulled a real John Waters today."
"What did he do!"
"He was playing with the kitten, dangling a dead mouse above it's head!"
"That's not so shocking."
"Really? What do you do with YOUR sullied tampons?"
4. "I am a big Jimmy Stewart fan but I had stop the Winchester 73 commentary after three minutes. John Waters it aint!"
by TheUrbanSamuelJohnson May 28, 2010
Get the John Waters mug.One of the geniouses behind the psychadelic beauty that is Pink Floyd. it's too bad that he's kind of a jackass.
-he sued the other members of the band for the name after he left
-he spit in a fans face
-his solo stuff is pretty shitty
-and he has a pretty damn big nose
-he sued the other members of the band for the name after he left
-he spit in a fans face
-his solo stuff is pretty shitty
-and he has a pretty damn big nose
by mooth March 9, 2005
Get the roger waters mug.Excreting feces which has the characteristics of beef stew or chili; usually feces lacks substance and solidity.
by Daniel Elliot November 19, 2006
Get the Chummin' the waters mug.by Sanguinor August 29, 2020
Get the The Waters Effect mug.Waterparks, one is located in San Dimas, CA and the other in San Jose, CA. The San Dimas one is (from what I've heard) about a hundred times better than the San Jose one. Sucks because I live in San Jose.
It's also an ok place to work, as long as you're not stuck in picnics or park service. It sucks to be a ticket taker in admissions too. Those three places are usually where you're put if you can't count money well (therefore you can't work on registers) or you just suck at life. A major plus to working here (and a way of biting the big bosses in the ass) is by stealing food, money, and merchandise. Or you can just hook your friends up with everything. We all gotta do something since we get paid minimum wage and work hella fucking hard.
It's also an ok place to work, as long as you're not stuck in picnics or park service. It sucks to be a ticket taker in admissions too. Those three places are usually where you're put if you can't count money well (therefore you can't work on registers) or you just suck at life. A major plus to working here (and a way of biting the big bosses in the ass) is by stealing food, money, and merchandise. Or you can just hook your friends up with everything. We all gotta do something since we get paid minimum wage and work hella fucking hard.
Girl: so where do you work at again?
Guy: Raging Waters.
Girl: Ohh.. so you're a slave.
Guy: Pretty much.
Guy: Raging Waters.
Girl: Ohh.. so you're a slave.
Guy: Pretty much.
by teli August 9, 2006
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