Waterbanger 

a girl/guy that you normally would never consider having sex with, suddenly looks better by the water (pool, ocean, jacuzzi, etc.) when they are wearing significantly less clothes.

I never really considered how sexy Christie was until I saw her in that bikini on the beach, she is definitely a waterbanger.

Waterbanger by Lockness Jones February 3, 2010

Watergated 

To escape quickly, derived from when Richard Nixon quickly resigned after the Watergate scandal started to escalate.

Sam" What happened after you cussed Ms. Simmons out?"
Tyler"I Watergated my ass out of there!"

Watergated by swagmurda April 15, 2010

Watering the Garden 

When you cum in someone's pubes after sex

"Yeah I was watering the garden with your mom last night"

Watering the Garden by Ben Dover Your Mother February 4, 2020

Watering the owl 

"Just watering the Owl" -To politely and quietly suffer the "assistance"/advice of someone less experienced/knowledgeable than you in your field...

A: He said WHAT would fix that known issue!? Why didn't you tell him to RTFM?
B: Just watering the owl man...I didn't have the energy for discourse today...

Watering the owl by tuoxam February 20, 2011

Watergate that shit 

To cover something up; lie.

Person A: "Dude, I broke my roommate's laptop, he's going to be pissed.

Person B: "You've got to Watergate that shit, man, don't tell anyone, deny everything."

Person A: "kick-ass"

Watergate that shit by 37th President April 26, 2009

watergating 

The act of machine shredding all of your mail after reading it instead of just throwing it in the trash. Those especially concerned about identity theft are often "watergaters".

EX. "Where's Paul?" "The mail just came, he's back in his office watergating."

watergating by Binge n' Purge April 18, 2009

Watering the duck 

An act where a woman puts her vagina in a cascading stream of water (typically in the bath tub, but any stream will do) in order to stimulate the clitoris in an act similar to manual masturbation.

Your sister came out of the bathroom after the water was running for a while, I wonder if she was watering the duck?

Watering the duck by Evo Josh November 30, 2017