Waterboarding a Vagina

When a guy blows his load early on a girl's panties before he even gets the panties off, thereby wetting her panties on the outside...similar to the torture form of waterboarding.

Jeff blew his load too soon and totally waterboarded that girl's pussy! His wife told me is a master at Waterboarding a Vagina!

by Wildstar82 January 31, 2010

Waterboarded

When you're on the bottom in a 69 position with your woman and she pees on you.......filling up you entire nasal sinuses.

Dude, my girl came so hard last night that she waterboarded me. I felt like Khalid Sheikh Mohammed.

by Lordosis July 24, 2012

waterbed

a combination of roofie and exlax.

Mutha-fucka waterbeddin

by SaintPaul August 14, 2010

waterboard

To waterboard a guy, several dudes hold another guy upside-down on an incline board and place a towel over his face, and then they throw water on his face, making him unable to breathe and he thinks he's going to die.

A bunch of my friends gave me a waterboard party today in the cadet showers -- they gave me a 300mg Viagra, held me down, covered my face with a shower towel, and jacked off on it until I had a several cumgasms myself because I thought I was going to die! I felt like I was drowning in my own cum!

by USAF Cadet November 7, 2020

waterbed

1. n. A bed made of water
2. v. The act of preforming sexual intercourse on a waterbed.
3. n. The best surface on which to preform sexual intercourse.

Chris and Emily waterbed every single night.

by chrisxhong January 4, 2008

waterboard

To create the sensation of drowning by letting the water from the showerhead run down a woman's back while her partner is eating her pussy from a position seated on the shower floor.

Before the showerbang and I sat down to indulge in some fine pussy munching but the bitch waterboarded me. I 'bout drowned. I made her pay for that shit with a serious pussy pounding.

by WMPMR April 15, 2008

waterboredom

That feeling you get when you no longer care that your country tortures people, not out of malice but just because you're tired of hearing about it.

Ah so what if they cut that guy's nipples off, I'm suffering from acute waterboredom by this point.

by mofolotopo July 2, 2008