weston wamp

When you are fucking someone from behind in your truck, and you pull out your airsoft gun and shoot them in the elbow.

I gave her the old weston wamp last night. Zach would be so proud.

by Wamp2016 May 18, 2016

Matilda Walton

Matilda Walton is very small but very loveable. She is funny and witty and kind (but not when it comes to sharing food). Blonde and small with a great figure Matilda hates sport and loves food. She has a kind heart but very mean pinches and shes one of the best friends you could ask for.

Omg is that a Matilda Walton i cant see her behind that grain of rice

by throwmeoffacliffxoxo March 10, 2021

carter watson

the hottest mf alive. if you ever meet a queen named carter watson, friend the bitch. she will be your companion until you dead. make sure to always keep her around or the devil inside her will eat your soul. #bfletcher

did you see carter watson yesterday?

yes she’s such a #girlboss

by bigfatsimpydude July 15, 2021

A grant-walton

When one gets so drunk that they have to go to hospital

Oh shit, she pulled a grant-walton

by Solais February 3, 2020

Javon ,Wanna, Walton

Is an actor who stared on Euphoria as (Ashtray) and became famous ever since and everyone love him because of his bright smile and also acting.
He might seen like a bad/gangster kid in Euphoria but he is really not he is really sweet and can light up your day with him just looking at you and smiling and maybe even waving at you!

"I wish i could meet Javon ,Wanna, Walton. He seems so sweet."

by By Mimi Loves you April 9, 2022

wasting time

what I spend 90% of my "work" day doing......how many people, do you suppose, actually work at their job? How many actually earn a paycheck? I certainly don't. I'm not proud of it. It's pathetic, in fact. Thank God for sites like this that can keep me amused for hours.

Five minutes after I arrive at work, I can commence wasting time.

by fuckface October 14, 2003

Dr John Watson

Gay for Sherlock holmes

Dr John Watson: So you’ve got a boyfriend?

Sherlock Holmes: No.

Dr John Watson: Right, okay. You’re unattached, just like me. Fine. Good.

Sherlock Holmes: (After an awkward pause) John, um... I think you should know that I consider myself married to my work and while I am flattered by your interest I’m —

by Neroshrlmp November 2, 2013