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Wasabi

Wasabi means to give oral sex to an asain male.

The link between the two is that wasabi is a common spice used much in Asain countries and for many others a very unpleasurable, unbearable taste...much like an Asain male's penis. *Use with extreme caution. This word implies that you have a small and unpleasurable penis. Use around friends.*
"Hey Beth, wasabi."

"-What did you and Tyler do last night.
-Oh, I wasabied.
-Was it really that bad?"
by BusRideHumor July 9, 2011
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wasabie

wasabie is a handle in which has been taken by someone who uses the name wasabie. Wasabie is taken from the word wasabi and then transformed into wasabie by adding an additional "e" at the end. The "e" is for those who are like wasabi and use it as a handle or an epithet.
I am WaSaBiE. (this means i am like wasabi so i call myself this)
P.S. WaSaBiE has already been taken. It is no longer avaliable to be used.
by WaSaBiE April 2, 2005
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wasabi fart

Quite simply, the day-after farts following a nice sushi deluxe dinner. Possibly, the most toxic farts known to man, with significant and lasting scent notes that linger for many minutes. It is said the recordable barometric levels have dropped significantly after one of these is unleashed.
I dropped the yeti to the ground after I unleashed a toxic wasabi fart in his general vicinity.
by Bo Regard March 21, 2009
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King Wasabi

The common miss pronunciation of Kemosabe. Kemosabe is a term of endearment from a character in The Lone Ranger.
Are you going to be ok King Wasabi?

Really supposed to be...

Are you ok Kemosabe?
by The real Wasabi October 6, 2019
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Wasabi Nigger

We went to a Japanese steakhouse and our waiter was a wasabi nigger.
by Harold Fitzpatrick November 6, 2010
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Wasabi Effect

A phenomenon described by the sudden and rapid transference of wasabi from the inside of someone's mouth to their eye. Causes inflamation and redness of the eye.

Also known to cause a flailing of limbs, and expletive phrases to shoot forth from the subject's mouth in panic.
Subject: "I was crunching wasabi peas and one just shot out of my mouth into my eye! Fuck!"
Observer: "The Wasabi Effect in practice. Go wash your eye out."
by tristanx February 6, 2010
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wasabi enema

wasabi enemas hurt
by blistered colon April 9, 2010
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