fetty wapped

To be hit in the eye to the point to where it hurts too much to open

I was fetty wapped by the shampoo in my eye

by d3m3tri June 17, 2015

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Wampus

An attitude, nay, a lifestyle, exhibiting extreme amounts of self-determination, self-actualisation, and self-fulfilment in spite of adversity. It can be used to as an adjective, verb or noun, denoting that the word itself displays extreme levels of wamposity. It does what it wants; not because it should, merely because it can. So it is to be wampus.

Note: there are many sub categories of wampus depending on the context of the situation. A person acting entirely out of self-interest to the extreme detriment or inconvenience of others is said to be Dark wampus; those who abuse wamposity in the pursuit of extraordinarily murderous or perverse affairs are spoken of in hushed tones, truly they are the practitioners of the forbidden art of Black wamposity.

"You could have gotten your own Dr. Pepper but you chose to drink at least four sips of mine. I counted."

"Heh, I'm wamps."

"Love my balls!"

"Won't!"

"Heh, totally gonna, for it is a royal decree, and none shall question the wampus King."

by Not King Wampus February 27, 2015

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