when she wants the adzit

When a girl(monkey) becomes horny from a lame virgin's miniature penis and starts cumming all over the place

Lame Virgin: Why is that weird chick's chair wet
Sigma: I don't know and don't care. When she wants the adzit.
Lame Virgin: Oh shit she is grabbing at my adzit! what should I do?
Sigma: Just run like your father figure did.
Lame Virgin: Thanks best friend
Sigma: I'm glad I have a good friend

by SalKhan March 23, 2023

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

He wants me fr

That’s it. He wants you for real

Stop being delusional

Girl he wants me fr

by Taeyong mommy July 27, 2022

she wants revenge

She Wants Revenge is a kick-ass band from Los Angeles, California. They are heavily influenced by Joy Division and early New Order. Though a bit unoriginal at times (their vocals sound similar to Interpol), their music is highly enjoyable. Their music is characterized by a dark and sexual nature.

I heard it's cold out, but her popsicle melts
She's in the bathroom, she pleasures herself
Says I'm a bad man, she's locking me out
It's cause of these things, it's cause of these things
- She Wants Revenge, "These Things"

by shewantsrevenge May 4, 2006

She Wants The D

A girl that is need of sexual intercourse

Look at that Aussie Girl
She Wants The D

by EBS Summer November 12, 2013

Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?

The title of a new reality show that aims to keep the Pinocchio-in-Chief in the limelight and to help raise funds to defray some of his dear legal costs, but he is having difficulty in getting sponsors and a TV channel to run the weekly show for him.

Cronies of the Commander in Cheat are begging him to delay the announcement of “Who Wants to Be a MAGA Millionaire?” on Truth Social until he’s cleared of most of his bigly lawsuits, which could land him behind bars and disqualify him from running as a third-time presidential candidate.

by Fasters February 6, 2023

someone who wants to set you on fire

Her name is probably Maggie. Shes aight.

"Hey do you have someone who wants to set you on fire?"

"Yeah, thats just Maggie "

by Philly63 January 30, 2018