wankerdoodle

A large penis with no hair.

Omg last night my wankerdoodle was so all up in her poontang.

by Roo Is Awesome January 24, 2011

wankerdom

A sense of futility, a place to consign the grey masses you encounter who rob you of time, your life.
Could be an intense vocation, but given the chemicals exuded some light aromatic compounds and toiletries ought to be provided.
Would make a really entertaining Olympic medal, in a private sort of way.
Sorry that was wankish or is it wankerish?

Looking back on the amount of possible recorded telephone calls that some company maybe did to help improve their service, once my eardrums had been re-calibrated due to the volume of the piped phone music and after my third attempt to press the most suitable options availble, all of which were crap, sorry unsuitable, I decided that either I had been or they should be condemned to wankerdom.

by antonilegrand December 28, 2005

wankerdom

A land inhabited by wankers

"He was is the primary C.A.U.C in the whole of wankerdom"

"A week in Ibiza nowadays is like hanging out in wankerdom"

"I here by name you the Earl of Wankerdom"

by Holly February 16, 2005

walkerboy

The opposite of studboy; a male who is extremely physically unattractive, which may be due to obesity, unkempt personal appearance, or lack of physical dexterity in using medical devices such as walkers or canes.

I was trying to cross the street but I had to step outside the sidewalk because I couldn't get around the grotesque walkerboy who was barely moving.

by JNachod June 21, 2008

wankelrotaryengine

The fourth word in Lesson 1: Words as prepared by Dr Carl Gruver of the Institute of Going a Bit Red in Helsinki, to enable people to overcome being British.

(Monty Python skit)

Lesson 1: Words: which of these words make you embarrased?
Shoe
Megaphone
Grunties
And now lets go onto something a bit ruder:
Wankelrotaryengine.

by Mickey January 8, 2005

wankerbatting

When you spank your monkey with such force and grip it makes it burn when you pee.

"So, what's up with you?"
"It burns when I pee."
"Stop wankerbatting then!"

by TheJacker March 29, 2015

Wankerette

A female Wanker or a place to go and get your knob cleaned

"She really pissed me off she is a right Wankerette!!"

"What a night! I think I better visit the Wankerette today"

by Gadget69 February 4, 2010