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wankless task

You can talk all night to a girl, but it's guaranteed to be a wankless task
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
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Wangoes

A large, orangish-yellowish fruit whose juice is praised for its healing abilities. The fruit has been known to cause brief instances of levitation. The word is also a term for something that is extremely prodigious or exciting.
Jonathon, I bought some wangoes the other day. Would you like to have one?" "No James, I would not, as I would not enjoy levitating onto the ceiling." "Why not? That'd be wangoes!
by Hannah Soaptingles September 25, 2010
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Wingless Pterodactyl

A phrase used to describe something that is tubular, and not at all erroneous.
Dude, my cock is like a wingless pterodactyl.

Suzy, did you hear the Kazakhstani anthem?
Its for licking, fuck yea
Dude, your right, you truly are a wingless pterodactyl.
by tangofandango October 8, 2009
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wagglesnatch

(Noun) A waggle snatch is a girl who is not only inappropriately young for a man, but is also below the legal limit for consensual sex.
"That girl is wagglesnatch, if i sleep with her i am going to jail"
by waggle June 4, 2009
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wagglestank

An expression of praise and excitement. Cool. Awesome. Great. Super. Excellent. Originated in Gainesville Fl
You want to go rollerskating! Wagglestank!
by Wurd2yamotha August 24, 2014
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Pang-Wangler

Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.
Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.
by B-rizzle December 10, 2018
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A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.
{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/
by Telephony April 6, 2019
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