A game played by (normally drunk) men. It involves the participants standing in a circle with a biscuit in the middle. The game players must then masturbate onto the afore-mentioned biscuit. The last one to shoot his load is deemed the loser and therefore, as a forfiet, he has to eat it.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
It is a game that many people are aware of, yet few will confess to having ever played.
The winter evenings rolled by with the help of our frequent games of wanky biscuit
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
Craig's tummy has never been the same after he lost that game of wanky biscuit.
by Wednesday Club King September 22, 2009
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- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.
- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.
- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".
- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
- an expression commonly used by Filipinos of younger generation to denote of disapproval, epic fail, bad turnouts, or anything relevant to negativity. sometimes, it just simply means "no" or "don't have". commonly replied to someone who tells a joke, implying that the joke is not funny at all and is corny.
- if added with the prefix "na-" in the front, as in "nawaley", it would mean that something is lost.
- the antonym of "havey". see "havey".
- origin of the word comes from the Filipino word "wala", meaing "don't have" or "no" in English.
A: "Why was 6 afraid of 7?"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"
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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."
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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
B: "I dunno..."
A: "Because 7, 8, 9!!!"
B: "Too bad, I already heard that! Waley! Next, please!"
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A: "Where's your cellphone?"
B: "Nawaley. I lost it in the school."
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A: "Dude, what did you get for the test?"
B: "Waley, man. I got 67"
A: "It really is waley"
by mogultown September 26, 2010
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by Name Creater November 17, 2019
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by Goodvibetribe December 25, 2012
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Dad: What's wrong with Andy
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
Mom: He got grounded for having an F on his report card so now hes having a cranky wanky
Dad: Why is he crying though
Mom: Sobbing and throbbing
Dad:Oh
Mom:I want a divorce greorge I met someone new and he doesn't have a "shrimp"
Dad: I'm going to join billy and cranky wanky with him
by UC.DANK.MEME.420 May 9, 2020
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2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
2. N. The sociological phenomenon arising from said thread, where social activity is absorbed into the online realm and participants in the thread grow increasingly insular and factionalised.
3. V. To contribute to said email thread.
4. Adj. Wankey-related.
1. Oh my god have you seen wankey? Mark blankeyed!
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
2. Headline in parish paper "Wankey in Crisis. Foxcab's greatest institution SPLITS"
3. Neil: I'm all shaky?
Aobh: Why?
Neil: I haven't wankeyed in two days.
Aobh: Have some egg.
4. Mmmm, Sunday, good wankey day.
Oh don't really know her as such, she's a wankey friend.
by Yabloko March 31, 2007
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