A very elaborate and advanced newspaper that is available everywhere. It contains articles about business as well as current events. Overall, an excellent paper.
None of you dumb fucks read the Wall Street Journal because it has no cartoons or color. Shit, just shit!
by sean June 19, 2003
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Get the Wall Street Journal mug.Ew. Just ew. Their editorials are hot garbage but probably THE worst part is their archaic subscription practice, which is an outright scam! Once subscribed there is no way to cancel it online, they don't even take email, you have to actually call them to cancel. And if you live outside of the US, well good luck finding the proper line.
Imagine owning a huge ass news corporation with their own mobile app, and yet they STILL don't give people the option to cancel their subscription via web or app. That's Wall Street Journal for ya.
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 30, 2022
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1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.
2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.
3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.
1. Shake-Down. Obama said to Wall Street, "My administration is the only thing between you and the pitchforks." Receive $$.
2. Protection Money. Donate to Obama campaign and Dept. of Justice (Holder) will give you protection. Receive more $$$.
3. Occupy Wall Street. Use unions and kids to beat-up on Wall Street to get elected. Secure future $$$$.
by hehasgotthemcomingandgoing October 22, 2011
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by Bozo123 September 25, 2005
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