Herschel walkin

Telling stories and anecdotes that make no sense whatsoever, or just outright lies. Similar to, but less mind-boggling than Donald Trumpin.

Gary: Did you see that Herschel Walker has kids he’s not in contact with after criticizing absentee fathers?
Tim: Aw that’s just Herschel Walker out here Herschel Walkin.
Gary: Did you see that weird story he told about a bull that essentially says people should stick with what they’ve got, which kind of indicates they SHOULDN’T vote for him?
Tim: He really needs an MRI.

by justputitinthegroundwater September 8, 2022

depress walkin

walking sad a fuq

that dude depress walkin like a mf

by BumStatusYo December 2, 2018

Walkin on Sunshine

When you drive through 3 or more yellow lights in a row.

Person: Wow man, I was almost late for work, but luckily I was Walkin on Sunshine.

by SushiMonster555 June 28, 2010

Walkin' in Texas

An idiomatic paradox. When a person does something that is highly unlikely to succeed or completely out of the ordinary.

Person 1: "I heard Jim has to eat 12 burritos in 30 seconds there's no way he can do that!"
Person 2: "Yeah, healing really walkin' in Texas with this one!"
*They both laugh hysterically*

by MoganB January 27, 2021

AK walkin

To walk a certain way that people know you are alaskan and it doesn't hurt to have an AK in your hand.

Yo dogg did you see that guy AK walkin over ther?

by AKbaby December 30, 2006

Crypt Walkin

Wen u walk while u hold a crypt sign.

I'm crypt walkin in a mafia area! Im such a good rappa! Imma rap sum mo sumtime!

by FlippinSweeeeet December 24, 2005

Hot Mess Walkin'

A warning cry in which people are alerted of an incoming Hot Mess. This is intended to afford people the opportunity to avert their eyes, turn the other cheek, or leave the room to avoid said Hot Mess.

"Oh shit here comes that broad Marla... HOT MESS WALKIN'!!!!!"

by Bob (Bitch Tits) February 14, 2009