Wildman

A man who has dated/is currently dating a psycho girl...And survived. A wildman either inadvertently finds himself in situations where he attracts crazy girls and proceeds to date them or actively seeks out crazy girls for the great sex.

More often than not, a wildman finds himself in a vicious cycle of dating crazy girls until a combination of complete emotional exhaustion and PTSD drives him to stop.

Random Chad 1: You the guy that dated psycho Sally over there?
Wildman: Uh yeah that was me...
Random Chad 1: That's just hot shit...You're a wildman you know that? He's a wildman you know that? I wanna shake your hand.

Random Chad 2: What's the best way to go about...Dating these crazy girls?
Wildman: The way you don't die sir.
Random Chad 2: That's a good one... Spoken like a wildman.

by wild-man January 13, 2020

Weldman

An amazing surname that only very intelligent and handsome people have.It has it’s origins in medieval times, when welders were referred to as Weldman.

Josh notweldman:I wish my surname was Weldman
Firstname Weldman:Yeah keep dreaming

by WesleyWeldmanFan January 18, 2021

walkman

cool or satisfying

"Have you tried açaí bowls with the peanut butter?"
"Of course açaí is so walkman"

by thewordperson123 May 29, 2021

Waltman Effect

Felix Waltman is a man of power and money, the effect is that everyone treats him like a god and he gets all the ladies, money and power. People flock to him for answers and he gives for a price.

I have so many problems but, since Waltman Effect I'm good

by Felix Waltman January 28, 2023

Wadman

The act of making a job/task more difficult/time consuming than necessary.

Oh ffs, he's just done a Wadman.
Why are there 3 sourdough tins spread across 2 trays? He's done a Wadman.

by Uncle Mitch May 4, 2024

Walkmanize

Essentially, to take a Sony Ericsson (often anything that isnt a W-Series, e.g. K770, C702, S500) and cross-flash audio drivers from a Sony Ericsson W-Series. Often to unlock extra features such as Mega Bass, Clear Audio and to enhance audio quality. Done on Sony Ericsson feature phones that run on the same platform as the System-on-Chip is not much of an issue.

I just Walkmanized my Sony Ericsson C902 by installing the audio drivers from the Sony Ericsson W980. Now I've got a James Bond phone that can also act as a dedicated MP3 player with a Cyber-shot camera.

by burunyuuu January 30, 2026

The Wildman

The actions of having a person lick something of your finger acting as oral sex.

Asking someone to do The Wildman you when you have a frostee on your finger and a boner.

by randybrady April 19, 2010