Wakey Wines

Known in full as Wakefield Wines. Wakefield Wines is an off-licence shop in the City of Wakefield in West Yorkshire, UK that has gone viral on TikTok for selling Prime Hydration drinks at an extortionate price per bottle. Usually they charge £25 per bottle but one family spent a grand on several crates full. The owner can often be heard saying in TikTok clips with his customers "What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines!"

What's the best shop in Wakey? Wakey Wines.

by MrFunny83 January 2, 2023

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

Wakey Wakey, Eggs and Bakey

what you say to a woman when you wake her up from a painful comatose in order to bury her alive under a grave named Paula Schultz

Budd: Wakey Wakey, eggs and bakey
Beatrix: ah fuck

by similationavragation November 30, 2010

Jane Wakes The Deceased

a fuckin sick nasty band from 44th street north caroline who like to play real good stuff

"have you heard of Jane Wakes The Deceased?"
"no"
"oh, they play real good stuff"

by azazazazaz March 5, 2009

waleyshka

Waleyshka is a leader but also a person who likes to take control and crush her enemies

Waleyshka crushed her enemies.

by Not incorrigible January 8, 2015

Wakey water

Coffee

I love a fresh pot of wakey water in the morning

by Uptheirons33 October 12, 2020

Wakey Partakey

Much like Wakey Bakey, WAKEY PARTAKEY is when a person wakes up and eats a weed edible.

I started this morning with a WAKEY PARTAKEY

by RoastnToast April 27, 2021