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To be unsure of an issue. To have your opinion change constantly.
Jim: I think all babies should be aborted. No wait, thats murder! On the other hand, shouldn't it be the decision of the mother depensing on the circumstances?

Jack: Stop waffling, or I'll kick you in the balls.

Jim: Fine, we'll abort all babies.

Jack: Now your talking!
by Shai August 22, 2004
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(1)The Religion Propagated by His venerable God-Emperor Kapope, and his inner circle of devoted followers, the upper echelon of The Waffleist Church.
Followers of the Man-God are encouraged to think freely, hone defensive combat skills,
increase their general creative and intellectual output and input, participate in daily meditative séances and spread the Word of the Shell that is Truth.
(2) Is often misused to express a distinct love of waffles.
'Hail Kapope! Hail Waffleism! Death to the shell of Truth!'

" And bane, called forth from miasma, ye are the curved edge of the Waffleism; you will be known as Nigger Knight, and thou shalt cleanse and purge all who seek to perceive. " - Kapope
by RunningRedheaded August 27, 2007
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A woman/man who uses other men/women as pawns in relationships to get sexual, and consensual desire. A man/woman who dates two or more people at the same time, but each partner has no clue of the situation they’re in.
Wow, that chick Karen was such a wafflenigger! She cucked Ricardo, and Alejandro!
by Wafflenigger June 11, 2020
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Waffelmingle

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An interesting variety of mollusk whose territory is limited to the Eastern Pacific Ocean and whose diet consists mainly of other shellfish. Known by famed biologist John Venn of Cornell University as the "vulture of the sea".
"Man, you're like a waffelmingle the way you eat those goddamn cheetos."
by Njord Fingerturner April 23, 2003
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Waffling

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1. Bob's hands are really big, so waffling with him was a little awkward.

2. Are Jack and Jill a couple? They are always waffling when they walk to class together.
by Yknow March 12, 2012
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waffling

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Waffling or, to be waffly, is to lose yourself in talking rubbish. To speak about nothing but mention everything.
by the bg August 20, 2004
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Waffeling

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Intense brutal masturbation using warm waffles, preferably of the eggo variety.
Mom: "Jacob what happened to all of the eggos? Have you been waffeling again?!"
Jacob: "Don't worry about it ma!"*fap*fap*fap*
by Slaperrific December 20, 2016
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