WAINGAFAT

An acronym for "Who Am I Not Giving A Fuck About Today" created by AngryAussie on YouTube.

Person 1: "Hey did you see the last WAINGAFAT Wednesday on YouTube yesterday?"

Person 2: "Hell yeah, Angry always knows how to point out someone's douchbaggery."

by dontgiveashitaboutyou November 30, 2009

waxing the carrot

the simplified term for masturbation, wacking off, beating the meat, jerking it, choking the chicken, or what ever the hell you call it.

I waxed the carrot to some fat bitch in a porno last night.

by forizzle May 13, 2005

waving my dick in the wind

Looking stupid or dumb.

"Did you see Tom, he forgot his lines and just stood there waving his dick in the wind"

"You just left me there, I was there all alone waving my dick in the wind"

by cockshitballs August 4, 2007

hand waving

Attempting to get past a moment when a difficult explanation is required.

His project was late and all he could offer was some hand waving.

by Laelia October 23, 2003

sac waxing

the male version of a bikini wax, the act of having one's ball sack waxed and dehaired

Ray felt so smooth and silky after his weekly sac waxing that he had to run home and beat off.

by shiny balls April 23, 2003

Like waving a corndog in the Astrodome

When a woman's pussy is so loose, that a man can't get any sensation from intercourse.

Fucking Crissy is like waving a corndog in the Astrodome!

by CrissyIsAMudshark October 1, 2004

Waving the Brown Flag

When you call BS on something, you Wave the Brown Flag.

English Teacher: Everything in this book is a symbol!!
Student: That's it, I'm Waving the Brown Flag!!!

by TylerDaniels September 30, 2012