P.U.W.M.S. 

Putting Up With Men's Shit

I need to take a walk, i'm tired of p.u.w.m.s.

P.U.W.M.S. by twistedmind23 February 4, 2010

W.M. 

1. A Woman Marine.
2. A Wookie Monster, like Chubacca.
3. A Walking Mattress.

That W.M. is a nasty slutt.

W.M. by SloppyJoe138 June 17, 2004

F.Y.I.W.D.W.Y.T.M. 

Stand's for FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME! a lyric by the awesome band Rage Against The Machine! the song killing in the name of!

simon cowell: woop x-Factor for christmas number 1 cos im a twat! bye it you twat's
RATM: FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!
F.Y.I.W.D.W.Y.T.M.
RATM FTW!

F.Y.I.W.D.W.Y.T.M. by TheChemist1726235272 January 21, 2010

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!

Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H! by Semmelweis December 16, 2018

W.M.E.J. 

W.M.E.J. - Abbreviation, for World’s Most Expensive Jam. This is in relation to a very expensive pot of jam, usually strawberry or raspberry which sits in the cupboard and is never often used.
Another feature of the jam is that although very expensive, it usually does not taste any better than a supermarket’s own.

Owners of the jam, are usually under worked, or spoiled students who live, sorry sponge, off their parents.

"Hey man,how are you? ... Hey, whats that in the cupboard?"
"Oh, thats just W.M.E.J. that Dan bought. It sits right on the shelf there. Yep."

-All names are fiction and may or may not be true or based upon a real person.

W.M.E.J. by Pinky and the Brain January 21, 2008

W.Y.G.O.W.M? 

An acronym for Will you go out with me?

*passing notes*
Steve: Hey Cassie, W.Y.G.O.W.M?

Cassie: Oh of course Steve! A million times yes!

W.Y.G.O.W.M? by dontuseyourrealname64 February 16, 2010

W.M.J.B

Where’s my juul bro?

A phrase used when somebody misplaced their juul.

Brad: W.M.J.B?
Todd: Idk man, last time I saw it we were are at the frat.

W.M.J.B by crazyjuulgurl February 25, 2019