West Virginia Papadia

A sex act similar to the Cleveland steamer, but it's your father & he ate a bunch of Papadias™ from Papa John's.

Tim: I heard your dad gave you a Cleveland Steamer, is that true?
Kim: Worse, it was a West Virginia Papadia

by CorpseGrinder5000Returns October 29, 2020

virginest

Someone who is the most virginy one can be: extraordinarily ‘pure,’ a super virgin— in a literal sense, and in the sense that they are inept when it comes to sexual knowledge; they have also never watched porn (adjective used in the same manner as the descriptors “greatest” and “best”)

Person: “I don’t look away during the lewd scenes of Game of Thrones... am I still the virginest?”

by mamipastrami January 17, 2018

anal virginity

the state of not having been penetrated up the ass

Barry lost his anal virginity to a cucumber.

by Davester6675 August 14, 2004

Redneck Virgin

A seven-year-old girl who can run faster than her brothers

It ain't easy being a redneck virgin in a family this big.

by Turbokiller69 June 25, 2014

Big Smelly Virgin

Kenzie Blair

Person 1: why is Kenzie acting like that?
Person 2: because she’s a big smelly Virgin

by Edawg6969 October 22, 2019

MC Virgins

Top Tier Gods who produce sick beats. Usual verses contain homophobia, pedophilia, weeabo shit, sucking dick, keeping strapped, family strokes, and more cursed lyrics. Doesn't matter tho 'cause the verses are fire. After listening to their songs you will find that it sticks to your head like the Curse of Binding (Only real Gs know what that is).

"MC Virgins in this game, man, we always stick around."

by Angiiieo November 3, 2020

Class-D Virgin

Noun. A person who claims to have done everything sexual, but has not had actual sex.
The classification rank of D (like the grading scale) is as close as one can get to failing as a virgin, or to losing their virginity.

Tom: She claimed to be a class-D virgin. She said she's done everything but it...
Jerry: Well, hopefully you can persuade her on to fail with your skills.

by Phantom Tonberry II February 23, 2010