Voldemort

Villain from the Harry Potter series. He is a dark lord, but contrary to popular belief, he is not THE Dark Lord. He has nowhere near the power or terror of Morgoth Bauglir or Sauron the Abhorred. He is also a total pussy when compared to Darth Sidious, Darth Vader, or frankly any darth.

Teenager: Voldemort is the greatest villain of all time!!!
Twentysomething adult: Yeah, sure he is....

by klopek007 February 22, 2010

Voldemort

Evil villain in Harry Potter. For a long time he wasn't human, because his use of many a Horcrux. Not many people know this, but properly pronounced "VOL-de-more." You know, the French way.

Harry Potter Fan: "Hey guys! Voldemort hates Dumbledore! He's afraid o' him er something!

by Marty Potter September 5, 2005

Voldemort

A.K.A. He-who-must-not-be-named
A.K.A. You-know-who
A.K.A. The Dark Lord
A.K.A. Tom Malvoro Riddle

The main bad guy in the Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

Voldemort tried to Kill Harry as a baby, but instead, he almost was destroyed by this act

by Lara October 17, 2003

voldemort

the sourse of all evil.
seeDick Cheney

thanks to voldemort, 2600 american soldiers are dead.

by Jonathan Holmes September 7, 2006

Voldemorting

A game two men play when they both need to pee.

1. Both achieve a pee boner.

2. They "dock" their penises together.

3. The bother begin to piss, like the wand stream in Harry Potter, their urine streams battle back and forth for magical prowess.

***In epic battles, one may envision their dead family and friends.***

'Met a bald guy in the bathroom, we were voldemorting for 3 minutes, I saw my dead aunt Muriel'

by Ryan Lueck July 6, 2017

voldemortization

the process in which doppelgangers begin to look less like you and more like you traded beauty secrets with tom riddle.

voldemortization seen in Doctor Who season 6 episode 5

by ohhey4 September 23, 2011

Voldemort

While doing doggy style and the her anus is exposed, take the index finger of your right hand and insert it into her anus and while bearing your weight down on her scream, "I CAN TOUCH YOU NOWWW"

Jane : "I think my boyfriend is a Harry Potter fan"

Jessica : "Why do you think so?"

Jane : "Last night my boyfriend voldemorted me"

by Thesneakyfinger March 3, 2018