VIKING

Similar in concept to a weeaboo and equally lame, only with bad tattoos and focused on Nordic culture 1,000 years in the past...

I'm a Viking....

No you're not, there haven't been any Vikings for 1,000 years... you just like to drink and are kinda stupid.....

VIKING by Coyote sasquatch May 16, 2016

Viking

A player of the card game "Magic, The Gathering" who not only is in their 30's and at home with they're parents but continues to go to lan centers and challenges little kids to battles.

Usually large, Nordic looking, and have long stragley beards.

Tom spent 400 bucks on magic cards. He is a fucking viking!

Viking by Nick December 21, 2004

viking

A straight acting gay man, butch, awesome at sports and gets along with straight guys

Dude 1: That new guy is really cool!
Dude 2: You know he is viking, right?
Dude 1: No way! He is the coolest fag I've ever met!

viking by Chelsea~ January 10, 2006

Viking

Only the most badass name to ever exist. Only given to men who seem to be wariors. Smarter than shit, and can can beat up anyone except for Chuck Norris. Also drop-dead sexy.

Girl 1: Look at that kid over there, he must be named Viking

Girl 2: Most def

Girl 1: Wanna see if he'll join us for a threesome?

Girl 2: Sure

Viking by DefMaker11111111111 August 21, 2011

Viking

Typically occurring during the summer time, this when one fills his mouth with beer, and proceeds to spit the entire contents into an unprepared victim's face. This action is almost exclusive to when all parties are in bathing suits, and is prevalent at such places as the infamous F-Cove, of Brick, NJ.

Jay:
"Does Don know what a Viking is?"

Chris:
"Doubt it."

Jay:
gulps beer
taps Don on shoulder

Don:
turns around

Jay:
sprays beer from his mouth into Don's face
"You just got Vikinged bitch!"

Don:
wipes face
"Are you fucking kidding me?"

Viking by joe1280 June 2, 2011

viking

eric

eric=viking

viking by what' a pseudonym? April 17, 2011

Viking

Very brutal and warriors who savaged, pillaged and raped people throughout Europe. They also went to Northern America and has also been to the Black Sea.
They were feared by the Christian peasants and weak noblemen in Europe, so they got tribute from them to leave them alone.

The Vikings faded when they were converted to Christianity and now the Former Viking lands are insignificant and no one cares about them. *Sad face.

The Abraham religions believe the Vikings will return in the day of wrecking.

Vikings were powerful warriors who passed their genes to many places(by raping Christian whores), but got extinct by converting. Now they're non-existent.

Viking by Elixz March 8, 2015