virginitis

A situation when recently deflowered virgins find it necessary to relate everything back to their now active sex-lives

Normal human: "I"m so sweaty"
Sufferer of Virginitis: "Oh that reminds me of when XXX and I were having sex that one time.."

by Miago/Othellie December 5, 2009

Penalectomated Vaginalitis

A smelly green infection of the vaginal region caused be having large amounts of sperm stored in the vagina for more than 24 hours.

If you keep fucking all those guys, you're going to end up with penalectomated vaginalitis!

by Mister Ecs May 28, 2008

Voracious Vaginitis

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.

On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.

by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017

Vaginacitis

vag-uh-nuh-si-tus

A condition caused by being punched in the vagina.
Symptoms occur very quickly after a swift punch to the vaginal area, also known as the pubic region. Symptoms include but are not limited to: a painful vagina, creepy behavior, pouty attitudes, and the sudden desire to eat.

"She's probably so grouchy because she has vaginacitis..."

-(swift punch to vagina)
-"Are you going to eat that?"

by Banat November 3, 2007

Vaginitis

1. the inflammation of the female genitalia
2. a disorder infecting one who's immediate actions may reflect those of a pussy

My friend only drank one beer and he puked, what a case of vaginitis.

by deplemisher April 24, 2003

Vaginaitis

1.) Someone (usually male) who has a fear of pussy. Or it could be referring to a gay person.
2.) Another name for a yeast infection or any other type of vagina infections.

1.) Johnny would even pussy out when he sees a girl in a thong.
2.) For the past few week, my wife has been using douche bags everyday because her ghonochologist(dont know how to spell it...) said that she had a severe case of vaginaitis.

by T-Rizz55 October 19, 2008

vaginitis

when one gets tiny vaginas all over his body from acting like a coward

He would not go through a yellow light, he must be coming down with a case of vaginitis.

by annonymus May 13, 2005