auto ventriloquism

Auto ventriloquism is the art of talking or signing to oneself without moving one's lips while driving an automobile.

Passenger: "Hey, look at the guy in the car next to us. What an uptight douche bag."

Driver: "He's not uptight, man. Look you can see his lips moving a little. He's practicing auto ventriloquism."

by rufusclay November 9, 2013

Ventriliqueef

The act of queefing in a manner that makes it sound as if coming from someone else.

The girl was laughed at for the ventriliqueef her rude friend let loose.

by ChinaCatSunflower May 27, 2010

rusty ventalitor

a joke when somebody shits on your chest while you sleep

dude ron gave me a rusty ventalitor last night i spent the morning washing the stink of shit off me

by ridizzle December 24, 2007

Ventrilequestrianism

An act in which a person manipulates his or her voice so that it appears that the voice is coming from a horse they are riding for practical working purposes, recreational activities, artistic/cultural exercises, or competitive sports.

Ichabod Horatio Steingruebner—the Pelé of ventrilequestrianism—once maintained a conversation between himself, his horse, and his puppet even after falling in the ring and being dragged for 27 yards.

by vanhammersley September 15, 2010

cock ventriloquist

A girl that can talk with a cock in her mouth.

That girl is a cock ventriloquist. She told me a joke mid blow job.
I found out she was a cock ventriloquist when she yelled at me for not taking the trash out while blowing me.

by tuber2112 September 2, 2011

ventrilofart

To evacuate a 'Ripper', where the smell instantly appears in another part of the room.

Everybody hears it, but the blame somehow is insignificant due to the ripping smell that has appeared about 5ft from where you are situated. "Who was that? It wasn't me... did someone Ventrilofart?"

by GarysGusset May 16, 2007

ventrilo

1. Group communications software for games such as world of warcraft that uses voice over IP (VoIP) technology.
2. A place to have cybersex.
3. Software that lets you see just how nerdy your fellow gamers sound.

1. (Alikhan) EVERYONE GET YOUR ASSES ON VENTRILO SO THAT WE CAN GET THIS RAID STARTED!
2. (sexxie_troll4u) Hey Kor, I'm feeling kinda randy, wanna hop on ventrilo?
3. (xxtanxx) Seriously, I don't sound like that in RL.

by Koruptwon August 8, 2006