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Vegetable 

Really, it doesnt take miracles or Jesus to get up and walk again, it's as simple for most people as (fear of) not wanting to be a vegetable for the rest of your life. It's not a matter of being a fighter or miracles, it's a matter of what you wont get to do if you dont get up and walk again.
Not wanting to be a vegetable will keep most people going to physical therapy and all the other stuff, most people will try things they wouldn't usually try when being a vegetable is the other thing you could do. In that sense, no Jesus, black, white, or olive skinned dark haired Jew can be your miracle, you'd have to be your own miracle in that sense, and crawl and take your baby steps all over again until your body remembers how to walk again if you have to. Then do the physical therapy. What would make a cop shoot somebody in the back 7 times, it's almost to the point they seem to try and outdo what they did to trigger the last unrest by lowering the bar a little more to limbo under it. The last one died without suffering more than 10 minutes, they want this one to suffer a little longer. One has no life, and now this one has no legs.
Vegetable by Solid Mantis August 25, 2020
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vegetable 

its like a fruit but no sweetness. instead its used for salad and other thing, people like it for the savoury

vegetable 

"no way bro look at that vegetable over there! wanna hear a joke? what part of a vegetable cant you cook? the wheelchair."
vegetable by gossipgirlsxxoo November 9, 2022

Vegetable 

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.
"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."
Vegetable by loxlie August 10, 2023

vegetable 

a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything
"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"
vegetable by seijan September 21, 2023

Vegetable 

CaseOh's worst fear
Chat:*shows CaseOh a vegetable*
CaseOh: AAAAAAAA
Vegetable by MorningTeddyBear June 17, 2024

Vegetable Lasagna 

The name that Elaine Benes and David Puddy used to refer to the passenger who was sitting next to them on the plane.
Jerry: Who's that?
Elaine: Oh that's vegetable lasagna.
Vegetable Lasagna: That's not my name!
Vegetable Lasagna by Penny P August 15, 2008