loxlie's definitions

Awshwits

A common word for an unfortunate accident causing discomfort to all involved in the situation.

"Awshwits, I ran over the dog again."

by loxlie August 10, 2023

Vegetable

An individual who has gone through intensive retardness and is commonly a sketchy suspect in hit and runs.

"That man is a vegetable, no way he caused that hit and run."

by loxlie August 10, 2023

Hunter

Big Sexy, Black male. Suffers from narcolepsy, dounsinderum, and alcoholism. Will shoot on site. DO NOT AWAKEN IF SLEEPING. If cranky, do NOT throw water on face and play the macarena. *Beware of the five finger death fuck*

Person 1: "Oh my god that big sexy blackfaced man just tried to five-finger death fuck me!"
Person 2: "Don't worry, that's just Hunter."

by loxlie August 10, 2023

titty bit nipply

When it's so tittily cold it makes your nipply hard AF.

"Man, it's a titty bit nipply out here tonight eh?'

by loxlie August 10, 2023