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Vanilla Ice 

vanilla ice is eminems long lost twin him being the good one and eminem the evil one cos eminem released the dadoingdoingdoing song with the puppet video (aka ass lyk tht) wich is sooo bloody annying he must b evil but hes bloody funny 2 but yeh vanilla ice is gr8 cos he did ice ice baby wich is the timeless classic nd totally rox his other stuff was crap tho oh well still rox
errmm ritey
ice ice baby !
dDOINGDOINGDONG
u get my point?
vanilla ice rox!
Vanilla Ice by _kezza_ October 1, 2005

Vanilla Ice 

It could be a name of a ice cream or a motherfucking rapper from Detroit
Dude,look it's Vanilla Ice!
I love Vanilla Ice

Vanilla Ice 

White rapper whose real name is Robert Van Winkle, but it should be 'Rip Off Van Winkle' because his only hit was 'Ice Ice Baby' which totally RIPPED OFF the bassline and a piano riff direct from the 1981 hit 'Under Pressure' by Queen and David Bowie. His rip-off song went to #1 in the United States during the autumn of 1990 but practically anybody who knew Bowie or Queen knew this was outright musical plagiarism of the highest degree. Queen and Bowie sued his ass in the biggest musical royalty copywrite dispute in UK history. Vanilla Ice got stung big time. His cred suffered even more when he claimed to have come from the Miami hip-hop scene and it was revealed that he grew up in a suburb of Dallas. His next single was 'Play that Funky Music' (a cover) which went nowhere. He tried to salvage his reputation by a cameo appearance in the film 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2' with a band, doing the 'Ninja Rap' but that didn't stop the snowballing backlash. He soon released a 'live' home video and album in the spring of 1991. That fall he 'starred' in a new movie that tanked, critics said it was shit. It was available on home video just in time for Christmas 2 months later. Since then he largely fell out of the public eye and his Famous Fifteen Minutes ended so fast.
Vanilla Ice was lauded in 1990 as a 'modern James Dean'. Today his fame is a footnote , he's a shooting star, a fraud. The hip-hop community largely disowns him. He basically is a Pat Boone of rap, IOW a milquetoast poser for the suburban whites who think they have a clue about street culture and hip-hop BUT THEY DON'T. Vanilla Ice is a joke.
Vanilla Ice by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2020

Vanilla Ice 

Become famous without any skill or talent whatsoever.
SEGA's fans wanted a classic Sonic game, but SEGA didn't give a crap, and decided to take a Vanilla Ice and create Sonic Forces in 2017, another generic ass modern Sonic "game". Older games like Sonic Adventure 2 and Sonic 06 (hell yeah) were better than this...

Vanilla Ice 

Person 1: Wanna listen to Queen?
Person 2: Ugh, You mean those guys who ripped off Vanilla Ice?
Person 1: **Murders Person 2 with an ice pick**
Vanilla Ice by DaKenMan June 8, 2022