Megan Valdez

A person who tends to be pantless mostly all the time.

Angelo: "Yo Chris why does Megan Valdez have her pants off?"

Chris: "Because that is what she does."

by bromanguy77 January 1, 2012

Vanderhelm

A soft and pudgy walrus-like man. (pejorative)

No Vanderhelm, you cannot have a cookie.

You can't go in the pool, all the cool kids will laugh at you. Don't be such a Vanderhelm.

by anonymous March 12, 2005

vanderbilt

1. The only college in U.S. News’s top 20 to get either an A+, A, or A- in College Prowler’s girls rankings

2. One of the only universities to get an A+ for girls from College Prowler

Person 1: Dude, I'm going to Vanderbilt!
Person 2: Yeah, that's like a top 20 school, right?
Person 1: Yep - and unlike the other schools in the top 20, the girls actually look like girls!
Person 2: No way!

by Anonymous1027 May 9, 2008

Vander

Vander, the sweetest, kindest, charming, caring person you will ever meet. The best man and friend you will ever meet.

Vander is the best person ever.

by Barryduds July 28, 2019

VanderHulst

bad ass mother fucker that has mad basketball skills and a nice body

did you see that shot, that kids a VanderHulst!!

by Robin biggs June 18, 2008

Corky Vanderhoof

An expression used to describe a filthy, unkept, slovenly man. A Corky Vanderhoof will typically have one eye, several rolls on the back on their neck and teeth so disgusting it'll appear as if they have never brushed their teeth. They also stand outside of theaters and stare at young girls. If you see a Corky Vanderhoof, back away carefully and call the authorities.

I saw a Corky Vanderhoof outside of Regal Cinema the other night staring at some 12 year old. God, that guy is disgusting!!! Just look at the crud ooozing from his fake eye!!

by VanderhoofVirus June 11, 2009

Ethan (Valdez)

A tall and slim man with orange hair, usually of African descent. Often grumpy and listening to rap or erotic audiobooks, Ethan (Valdez) requires a large daily intake of sugar and caffeine to cope with life. Often associated with reckless driving and possession of unregistered firearms.

Ethan (Valdez) is a piss goblin.

by PJ Babadotan October 31, 2022