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Vanderwood

A character from Mystic Messenger that most likely can and will tase everyone they don't like
Seven: "Hey Vanderwo-"
Vanderwood*FUcKING TASES HIM* "CLEAN YOUR FUCKING CHIP BAGS"
by Mystic Waffles July 26, 2018
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Vandari

The term Vandari comes from the notorious apocalyptic sex cult, the Children of God, which began in the late 60's. The name was invented later to refer to the specific type of demons supposedly inhabiting the bodies of rebellious (read: intelligent) progeny that left the cult en masse as teens and young adults.

It was coined from partial use of three words: "vandals", "darkness", and the personal reference "I"; meaning those said to be Vandari were vandals of "the Spirit", heeding the darkness of the devil and focusing only on the self. Interestingly enough, visually they were described as dark and demony with blood dripping from sharp nails and teeth.

It's now worn proudly by those same ex-cult-kids as a badge of honour for standing up for themselves and for speaking out for those left with no voice. And the irony doesn't hurt.
Taken from xfamily.org:

142. These repulsive, blood-red creatures you see transformed before your eyes are the Vandari, agents of the netherworld, who infiltrate the world population in the Last Days. (Note: Phonetically this is pronounced Van-DAR-ee, with the accent on the second syllable.) Look at the significance of the Vandari name in your human language. The "van" is derived from the word "vandals," the "dar" from the word "dark," the "i" spelling of the last syllable signifies "I," denoting self or selfishness.

143. The Vandari are out to destroy. They are out to suck the very life out of the living. These seek to snuff out both the physical as well as the spiritual lives of those who are not protected by My Spirit. They are hitchhikers who work through many vehicles--those who are ignorant of the truth� darkened in their understanding.

144. The Vandari latch on to their prey and seek to use them to oppose My truth. Be aware, My children. Be wise, not ignorant of the Enemy's devices. Walk in vigilance. I don't care to give undue importance to the dark workings of Lucifer, yet I am a true Husband Who warns His brides of danger so you can avoid it.
by Vandari April 27, 2011
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Vanier Bee Sting

A very large cold sore whose origins may be suspect
Geez, what is that thing on Bob’s lip? Bob had a vicious bender this weekend, that looks like a vanier bee sting.
by Willis Phytnyomouf January 19, 2019
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vandegrift high school

The only school in america where the teachers actually have telephone polls up there assholes. The kids are so white you can practically see through them, and the girls pussies look like the cafeteria food. In other words, A literal shitbox.
Daaaaamn?!!!! You go to vandegrift high school??? Hope you like your pussy like your lunch meat!
by Analclapper May 16, 2020
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darth vader grilled cheese

Grilled cheese that is burnt black on one side only, as in "it had a dark side."
I asked her for lightly toasted but I ended up with Darth Vader grilled cheese.
by heavysleeves September 5, 2006
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Vanderbilt University

A university with the intelligence of an Ivy League college and the parties of a state school. Students are the perfect mix of intelligent and social, able to ace an exam and immediately go out and party afterwards. Watch out for the 'Dores; they're gonna go far.
Admiration, sick parties, hot women, and a high-paying job after graduation await the men who are admitted into the elite Vanderbilt University
by gobosox August 19, 2017
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Vanner

–noun
the owner or driver of a van, esp. one of customized design.
There goes one cool Vanner.
by avanner November 28, 2010
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