Exxon Valdez

A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.

"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."

by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003

olivia valdez

legit the best human in the world. beyond words. beautiful. hilarious. stunning. guys can;t keep their hands off.

Guy: "Yo have you seen that new girl?"
Guy 2: "Oh, you mean Olivia Valdez? She's AWESOME"
Olivia:"What's up ladies?"

by The pink prowler November 9, 2017

bryan valdez

Is the type of guy to play fortnite and drop outta high school

bryan valdez doesn't know how to play fortnite

by Bryan Valdez April 3, 2018

valdik

A guy who sucks at everything, and he's ashamed for everything.

damn you valdik. What a valdik dude!

by valondhino March 4, 2008

Edgar Valden

A very beautiful painter, who also paints with his blood (poggers), he is one of 30 playable characters in the game Identity V.

"A-ah! You b-bitch~!" Edgar Valden said with pleasure.

by odd child February 13, 2021

Dirty Juan Valdez

Placing your junk in someone's coffee to add flavor and/or texture to the drink.

Hey buddy, you look like you could use a little grundle butter in that coffee - let me give you a Dirty Juan Valdez.

by Glowsand December 17, 2010

pibe valderrama

Best soccer player Colombia has ever had, he was the captain of the Colombian soccer team for about 15 years, he finished his career playing soccer in the USA.

El pibe Valderrama se la pasa a Rincon...si Colombia, si, si!!... Goooooooollll!!!!

by Mario F Monsalve December 14, 2005