vaginese

The Language of the Humans who are born with a vagina. Its almost impossible to be understood by the opposite sex.

Example;

(Day 1)

My GF: Do you know how much i love you?
me: mhm(in confusion)

(Day 2)

My GF: I... I.. I hate you so much
me: mhm.(in confusion)

If anyone of you find a course in vaginese Please let me know.(no Transsexual operations, dumb ass!!!)
Atleast the chinese language has an alphabet...

by Siththa G January 19, 2008

vagine

From the movie "Borat". It is another word for vagina. More specifically, it can be used to describe third-world vagina.

"...but one time my brother get her vagine."

by Von Bon November 10, 2008

Vaguebook

To seek sympathy and/or attention by posting something vague as your Facebook status. Usually the only people who ask you "What's wrong??" are lonely stay-at-home moms who want some extra gossip. The rest of the free world does not give a shit and wish you would just suck it up and shut the fuck up.

VAGUEBOOK POST: "Some people just make me so mad!!"
READERS: "Oh, God...Samantha's Vaguebooking again. I wish she'd shut the fuck up..."

VAGUEBOOK POST: "I just LOVE being backstabbed! NOT!"
READERS: "Jennie, seriously...shut the fuck up and grow some balls."

by FreeHigh5s February 10, 2014

Vagineye

When you’re so tired your eye has a crease that looks like a vagina.

Aidan: God I’m so tired I’ve got vagineyes.
Mia: What is a Vagineye?
Aidan: When your eye has a vagina like crease.
Mia: I love vagineye!

by ax.kel January 3, 2018

Wine Vagine

The female equivalent to "whiskey dick."

Damn, I went down on that chick for an hour before she got off -- that must have been some serious wine vagine.

by sosarasaidbbb December 2, 2009

Vaginese

The single most commonly used language on the planet. It combines estrogenical whining, bitching, nagging, emasculating and abusive words, inflections and tones, and is most often used by menstruating women, but can also be heard being utterered by gender-confused males.

Johnny - man Jimbo, me and the girlfriend celebrated our 2 month 1st date anniversary by eating chocolate covered cherries and popcorn, while draped in Snuggies and watching the Vampire Diaries on DVD.

Jimbo - dude, I didn't hear a word you just said. Either stop talking Vaginese or never speak to me again.

by Texas Muck Savage October 29, 2011

vaguetweeting

An emo/ranty/snarky/"blind" tweet that does not mention a specific person or event, doing nothing more than garner attention because people can't help but be paranoid and wonder if it refers to them. Similar to vaguebooking.

@bob: Your version of the "truth" is unbelievably ridiculous, dude.
Everyone else: Looks like @bob's vaguetweeting again...

by Chibi Jeeb February 26, 2011