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vaginitis 

1. n. Inflammation of the vagina. Also called colpitis.

2. n. not literally referring to a medical ailment, but rather an attitudinal condition in which one is acting like a vagina: usually refers to men taking on female characteristics such as weakness or symptoms resembling those of female P.M.S.
1. I need to go to the gynecologist to see if I have vaginitis

2. a.

Bruce: Ow! I scraped me knee! Ow ow ow!

Steve: Wow, Bruce... how's the vaginitis treating you?

b. Bruce: Will you MOVE?! I feel bloated!!!

Steve: SOMEONE has a severe case of vaginitis...
vaginitis by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006
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Elephantitis Vaginitis 

The swelling of a woman's vagina that is so large her vagina can obviously be seen through her pants. Sometimes confused with camel toe, this condition differs in that it involves the entire mons pubis area and not just the vaginal lips. The easiest time to observe this phenomena is at the gym with women wearing lycra shorts or pants.
OMG, Andrea has the worst case of elephantitis vaginitis I've ever seen. She really needs to wear something to cover that up!
Elephantitis Vaginitis by vinspector December 18, 2011

Vaginamite 

Would you like Vaginamite or penis butter on your toast?
Vaginamite by Languish June 20, 2005

vaginaterian 

I proved to Lisa that I'm a good vaginaterian.
vaginaterian by JanHB August 30, 2006

Vaginamite 

The sexual act of putting Vegemite on the lips of the vagina, then using the lips to spread the Vegemite on your toast.
My girlfriend gave me vaginamite this morning it was amazing
Vaginamite by Sexyhoar23 November 4, 2016

vaginate 

To vaginally secrete so much that you need four million matresses.
The new Coldplay album makes me vaginate. Can someone get me another mattress?
vaginate by Thene July 5, 2005

vaginavibes 

when you get that uncontrollable feeling deep within your vagina: yearning to get pumped something chronic.

noun: vaginavibe
verb: vaginavibing
Example 1
did you see queen of vagina?

she had some mad vaginavibes

Example 2
Did you see @hldbbz and @aarondswift lastnight?

man, they were #vaginavibing
vaginavibes by Queen of Vagina September 23, 2012